Napoleon Clan

Friday, January 9, 2009

After taking Jereme to school this morning Jordon began to whine over and over again in the car. "Mom I have a butt Crack"......humm...what does one make of that. "What do you mean" I say. "I have a butt crack that you pull pants off of." I think for a minute and assume that he must have a wedgie. I tell him to hold on and that we are almost home. While getting him out he turns around and yells "Look mom I have a butt crack" showing me that his pants were down past his butt the whole ride.. LOL!

Dear Previous Tenant

My sister recently took over your old apartment, so naturally I offered to help her clean it. I know that we all live different lives and have our own ways in which we do things... but come on. The amount of cat and dog hair that you left behind is innumerable as the sands on the beach. I am haunted by the fear of running across a furless animal in the future since I know I just vaccumed it all up. Speaking of hair.. how does one get so much hair stuck to the inside of the fridge? And speaking of stuck.. what is with that washcloth frozen in an ice block stuck to the bathroom window? We have many hours of cleaning left to do and so I felt it necessary to thank you for all the work you have created for us. Oh and by the way if you are looking for your Jack Daniels, broom, 12 glasses, santa in a sleigh, toilet brush, 20 disposable razors, ex-lax, and all other items that are too many to name you won't find them here. We have donated them to the Alaska Waste Lands.

Thanks again

Lady with nothing else to do.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

You can feed the baby

I thought I would take a moment to share another funny conversation that we recently had with Jordon. Jordon was holding Natalie and I was putting Brianna to sleep. Ashley was in the room with him and Natalie began to cry and this is where the following picks up.

Jordon: Uh oh... she is getting hungry

Ash: Yeah, your mommy is putting brianna to sleep

Jordon: That's okay.. you can feed her

Ash: No I can't sweetie, only mommy can

Jordon: yes you can, you know why? Because you have a big.....bellybutton.

at this point ashley doesn't know whether to explain things further or just play it off.

Ash: Honey, natalie doesn't eat from belly buttons.

Jordon: Do you have a small belly button

ash justs laughs as jordon looks at her in all seriousness and says

Jordon: Do you even have a belly button?

Thankfully at this point I came up the stairs and fed natalie.