My sister recently took over your old apartment, so naturally I offered to help her clean it. I know that we all live different lives and have our own ways in which we do things... but come on. The amount of cat and dog hair that you left behind is innumerable as the sands on the beach. I am haunted by the fear of running across a furless animal in the future since I know I just vaccumed it all up. Speaking of hair.. how does one get so much hair stuck to the inside of the fridge? And speaking of stuck.. what is with that washcloth frozen in an ice block stuck to the bathroom window? We have many hours of cleaning left to do and so I felt it necessary to thank you for all the work you have created for us. Oh and by the way if you are looking for your Jack Daniels, broom, 12 glasses, santa in a sleigh, toilet brush, 20 disposable razors, ex-lax, and all other items that are too many to name you won't find them here. We have donated them to the Alaska Waste Lands.
Thanks again
Lady with nothing else to do.
"The Laughter of a Child is the Light of a Home"
Friday, January 9, 2009
Saturday, December 6, 2008
You can feed the baby
I thought I would take a moment to share another funny conversation that we recently had with Jordon. Jordon was holding Natalie and I was putting Brianna to sleep. Ashley was in the room with him and Natalie began to cry and this is where the following picks up.
Jordon: Uh oh... she is getting hungry
Ash: Yeah, your mommy is putting brianna to sleep
Jordon: That's okay.. you can feed her
Ash: No I can't sweetie, only mommy can
Jordon: yes you can, you know why? Because you have a big.....bellybutton.
at this point ashley doesn't know whether to explain things further or just play it off.
Ash: Honey, natalie doesn't eat from belly buttons.
Jordon: Do you have a small belly button
ash justs laughs as jordon looks at her in all seriousness and says
Jordon: Do you even have a belly button?
Thankfully at this point I came up the stairs and fed natalie.
Jordon: Uh oh... she is getting hungry
Ash: Yeah, your mommy is putting brianna to sleep
Jordon: That's okay.. you can feed her
Ash: No I can't sweetie, only mommy can
Jordon: yes you can, you know why? Because you have a big.....bellybutton.
at this point ashley doesn't know whether to explain things further or just play it off.
Ash: Honey, natalie doesn't eat from belly buttons.
Jordon: Do you have a small belly button
ash justs laughs as jordon looks at her in all seriousness and says
Jordon: Do you even have a belly button?
Thankfully at this point I came up the stairs and fed natalie.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Sweet Sayings
So I have decided to take time each day and really reflect on the things that my kids say. Sometimes the things they say are just so darn cute, and then other times they are just so darn funny. So, my goal is to blog them so that I can remember them in the future. So the first to my list was for yesterday.
Lately Jordon has been fascinated with how much he weighs, he is constantly on the scale in the bathroom hoping that he will soon be 30 pounds. Well I guess he was in the bathroom weighing himself with Joel hoping to hit that mark, unsuccessful though. Next it was daddy's turn to be weighed and Jordons response said it all...
"Wow dad, it goes round and round when you get on.. cool"
Kids always speak the truth!
Lately Jordon has been fascinated with how much he weighs, he is constantly on the scale in the bathroom hoping that he will soon be 30 pounds. Well I guess he was in the bathroom weighing himself with Joel hoping to hit that mark, unsuccessful though. Next it was daddy's turn to be weighed and Jordons response said it all...
"Wow dad, it goes round and round when you get on.. cool"
Kids always speak the truth!
Monday, September 15, 2008
The big 6
"Mom I am so glad I am 6 now, cause I can do everything better"
Jereme turned 6 on the 12th of September, and it was sure nice to be able to spend the day with lots of family. Infact, I think it was the biggest birthday he has had, and we only had family there. He is constantly telling me how happy he is to finally be 6. He truly has been a blessing in my life and in the lives of those around him. His brother and sisters couldn't ask for a better big brother. He is very loving and entertaining. He just started kindergarten and absolutely loves it. He can't wait to learn to read so he can read to Jordon and Brianna. He even took his birthday money to walmart and came home with a present for each of them, I didn't even suggest it. I really don't know how my life would be with out him, nor do I want to imagine it. As soon as I can download pictures I will post his birthday.
Jereme turned 6 on the 12th of September, and it was sure nice to be able to spend the day with lots of family. Infact, I think it was the biggest birthday he has had, and we only had family there. He is constantly telling me how happy he is to finally be 6. He truly has been a blessing in my life and in the lives of those around him. His brother and sisters couldn't ask for a better big brother. He is very loving and entertaining. He just started kindergarten and absolutely loves it. He can't wait to learn to read so he can read to Jordon and Brianna. He even took his birthday money to walmart and came home with a present for each of them, I didn't even suggest it. I really don't know how my life would be with out him, nor do I want to imagine it. As soon as I can download pictures I will post his birthday.
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