I Itch

So today Jordon was complaining that he was itchy under his diaper. He began to scratch, but looked at me in an unusual way. I asked him what he was doing and he said that he had itches. I thought that I should take a look and make sure he didn't have some type of rash. There was no rash. I did however find out why he was s0 itchy. There sitting in the bottom of his diaper were a few gold fish and a.... TOY CAR! What the..... who puts toy cars in their diapers..... that's right my son!